About me

So,you want to know a little about me do ya?

Well, i'm a grumpy opinionated ol' dude who lives in the UK and refuses to grow the heck up.
Growing up is for losers, eheheh.

I collect a lot of things, but mostly right now it's plushies and dolls.
I love to roleplay, I love to draw, I love to rant about stupid stuff online.

Doll lines I collect:

Pretty much anything playline and 1:6 scale

Predominantly Monster High, Sindy, Bratz and Makies but other stuff sneaks on in there constantly despite my best intentions.

If it's cute, I want it. If it's bizarre, I want it. If it makes me smile, you damn well better give it to me now before I chew your arm off!


Nitty gritty personal life:

I live near to London with 3 young boys, a husband who's just as geeky and in touch with his inner child as I am and some very floofy cats.

I don't DO normal.

I swear really badly and have to keep a close eye on it when writing, if stuff sneaks through, i'm sorry... i'm so so sorry. I've run out of soap to wash my mouth out with.

In all seriousness though, I swear like a sailor. This blog isn't for kids. Though i'm not sure any kid would have the patience to read a long blog form toy review anyway. 

And finally:

My pronouns are He/Him and They/Them